Wednesday, the breakout Netflix hit, didn’t just capture attention—it took over the world. With over 1 billion hours streamed, it became an instant classic thanks to its eerie aesthetic, biting humor, and unforgettable lead performance. Jenna Ortega nailed her role, giving the iconic Wednesday Addams a fresh, edgy voice. But what if we reimagined the series with a completely different lineup—say, Hollywood’s biggest stars?

Yeah, we went there. Here’s our dream team for a blockbuster-style Wednesday remake, complete with the perfect balance of charm, chaos, and creepy charisma.

Wednesday Addams — Zendaya

Let’s start with the girl herself. Zendaya isn’t just a fashion icon—she’s an acting powerhouse. With her raw intensity in Euphoria and her mysterious aura in Dune, she could easily channel Wednesday’s razor-sharp wit and deadpan delivery. Zendaya brings depth and soul to every role, and we can already picture her in Wednesday’s black pigtails, staring daggers with style.

Video: Wednesday Addams | Dance Scene 

Uncle Fester — Jonah Hill

Eccentric? Check. Oddly lovable? Double check. Jonah Hill would be hilarious and weirdly perfect as Uncle Fester. He’s got the range—from comedic chaos to emotional nuance. He could light up the screen (pun intended) with Fester’s wacky energy, making you laugh one second and raise your eyebrow the next.

Principal Larissa Weems — Meryl Streep

You want elegance with a mysterious edge? Meryl Streep owns that. As the headmistress of Nevermore Academy, she’d be a force—dignified, clever, and possibly hiding a secret or two. Streep has this uncanny ability to dominate a room with just one look. Honestly, who wouldn’t want to see her running a school full of supernatural teenagers?

Marilyn Thornhill — Zooey Deschanel

Imagine a sweet, slightly awkward teacher with a hidden dark side. Now picture Zooey Deschanel delivering that combo with a smile that hides secrets. Her quirky energy could make the character of Marilyn Thornhill feel charmingly offbeat—until things start to unravel. The contrast would be delicious.

Video: WEDNESDAY (1×1) Meeting Miss Thornhill

Dr. Valerie Kinbott — Blake Lively

Blake Lively has that polished, effortlessly cool vibe that fits perfectly with Dr. Kinbott’s role as Nevermore’s on-campus therapist. She’d bring warmth and curiosity, but also just the right amount of tension to make us question her motives. She could go from “supportive adult” to “what is she hiding?” in a heartbeat.

Morticia Addams — Angelina Jolie

Let’s be honest—this casting writes itself. Angelina Jolie, with her dark elegance, haunting beauty, and commanding screen presence, is the obvious choice for Morticia. Her performance would ooze sophistication and love for her family, with just enough gothic charm to remind you this isn’t your average mom.

Gomez Addams — Antonio Banderas

Gomez is dramatic, passionate, and a little bit unhinged. Antonio Banderas brings exactly that energy, along with a smoldering charm that would pair perfectly with Jolie’s Morticia. Their on-screen chemistry? Absolutely electric. He’d be the life of the party—loyal, loud, and completely in love.

Pugsley Addams — Gaten Matarazzo

The younger Addams sibling often flies under the radar, but Gaten Matarazzo could change that. With his quirky charisma from Stranger Things, he’d bring Pugsley to life in a way that’s equal parts adorable and chaotic. He’d be the perfect contrast to Zendaya’s stoic Wednesday.

Sheriff Donovan Galpin — Jason Statham

Here’s the wild card. Jason Statham as Sheriff Galpin would add a tough, no-nonsense vibe to the show’s detective side. He wouldn’t just bark orders—he’d storm into the scene, raising the stakes. His stern approach would clash brilliantly with the peculiar happenings at Nevermore.

Bianca Barclay — Zoë Kravitz

Bianca needs to be fierce, confident, and complex. Zoë Kravitz has that energy on lock. She radiates cool, and she can play both the rival and the reluctant ally. Her screen presence would bring new depth to Bianca’s backstory, turning her into a multi-layered powerhouse.

Honoring the Original Legacy

Before Netflix’s Wednesday exploded in popularity, the Addams Family had already built a strong legacy. It all started with Charles Addams’s cartoon strip in The New Yorker in 1938. Then came the unforgettable 1964 TV show, which introduced the world to the creepy, kooky, and strangely lovable Addams clan. Over the years, we’ve seen movies, books, and even animated versions that all kept the spooky flame alive.

Christina Ricci’s Return—A Full Circle Moment

You can’t talk about Wednesday Addams without mentioning Christina Ricci. Her portrayal in the ‘90s films made her a generational icon. So when she appeared in the Netflix reboot—not as Wednesday but as Marilyn Thornhill—it felt like everything had come full circle.

Interestingly, Ricci didn’t guide Jenna Ortega’s performance. She let the new Wednesday find her own path. That decision gave us two unique portrayals that somehow both feel right—and that’s rare in modern reboots.

We couldn’t help but imagine the possibilities of a European remake. Eva Green as Morticia? Yes, please. Daniel Brühl as Gomez and Florence Pugh as Wednesday? Absolutely. The international flavor could add even more intrigue and richness to the Addams universe.

It’s easy to see why Wednesday took the world by storm—it’s stylish, smart, and a little bit sinister. And reimagining the show with a cast of Hollywood A-listers is more than just fun—it’s a way to appreciate how strong the characters are, no matter who plays them.

From Zendaya’s dark charisma to Streep’s mysterious authority, every pick in this fantasy lineup adds something fresh. Would it be different? Totally. But also wildly entertaining. One thing’s for sure—Nevermore Academy would never be the same again.

Now it’s your turn. Who’s in your dream cast? Let your imagination run dark and wild.